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EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.

TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an asshole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm

ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...

TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Thedewd - August 8, 2017, 11:51 am
Nuke him if he plays Achy Breaky Heart.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!




HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."

TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!

SPRING IS HERE - Bone knows there's lots to do around the house and yard Bone don't care

TAGS: bonecd has priorities
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - May 21, 2010, 12:54 am
"It's impossible to look cool when you're riding a motorcycle naked" Jay Leno

TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!

TAGS: francisco franco snl chevy chase dictators
Rating: 2.79/5

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GySgt1811 - October 15, 2009, 10:34 pm
...and the Pope is still alive...
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
and a side note...HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
MO - October 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
Did it hit your funny.....Bone?
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:41 pm
Sometimes the simplest things just make you roll on the floor laughing...This did it for me! 5 Poodles through watering eyes!

OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie

TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

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justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm

Adolf Hitler -

SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.

CHICK-FIL-A - Dang, They Have Good Chicken!!

TAGS: chick fil a has good chicken edited
Rating: 1.6/5

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LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Eat mor Chikin! This place rules! We even sent empty wrappers to my Niece in Afghanistan to torture her because she likes the place so much!
Poopalicious - May 20, 2009, 1:33 pm
Fuck that place, I can never get a cheeseburger when I order it, they are always out, so I have to get some rancid ass chicken sandwhich with mayo.

AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.

I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen

SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...

TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L

PUMA - The phase a woman experiences before becoming a cougar.

TAGS: puma cougar women phases
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2014, 11:07 am
Dude! Those blue pills make me feel like I'm having a heart attack . . . . the best heart attack I ever want :-D
MissPriss - November 14, 2014, 10:57 am
Just cuz you are doesn't mean she has to be...remember, little blue pill my friend!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:37 am
For me, she must be squishy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:35 am
I never understood this attraction that some men have for women with hard bodies.
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 11:48 am
wrong side of 60...I'm a 49er.
MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:41 am
Thanks GaryO I'll take everything I can get. By the way...how old are you...purrr (lol).
GaryO - May 3, 2012, 10:39 am
WOOF!! 5 kitties

THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!

GOD LOVES WEED - God loves weed, so it should be legal!

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.

GRANDPA HAS IT DOWN - He can act like a college kid and if he gets caught he just fakes dementia.

TAGS: grandpa has it down dimentia
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - April 27, 2012, 8:51 am
lol...dude, he looks like crazy frog


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.


WHEN THE WORLD GETS YOU DOWN - and you feel like there is nowhere to go but up.. It just means you haven't started digging yet.

BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!

I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS - She has a really nasty case of head lice ...

TAGS: she has nasty case lice
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
Pediculosis - Head lice and crabs are actually the same little critters. But, your scenario is quite plausible...
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Who brought crabs to the party :-)
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 8:59 am
That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:27 am
Lady Gaga eat your heart out
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:56 pm
Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


ALCOHOLISM - The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

TAGS: aggy has an idea about this
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:51 am
Yeah, I suppose if she let you stay this long it's not likely she'll throw you out of her basement now.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
At ~50 - I think not
Claire - July 11, 2010, 2:04 am
I think he'd just get praised for finally having sex. The internet does that to you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Your mom would kick you out?
Derek - July 10, 2010, 11:04 pm
If I came home with an STD, I'd get more than just yelled at.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:38 am
Empty glasses and bottles are the only reason I'm not an alcoholic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:36 am
He looks sad, I only look that way at an empty glass.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:33 am
Disease? Crap... I thought it was a cure.


TAGS: cat mouse chase humor
Rating: 4/5

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tatespa - October 18, 2012, 9:56 am
WTF is with typing!!! TO win..... dayum...
tatespa - October 18, 2012, 9:56 am
Funny... I play ti WIN!


TAGS: moo emo meh phase cow
Rating: 4.88/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 11:39 am


TAGS: flirting has consequences
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:16 pm


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles

TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!



TAGS: elmer fudd has had enough bugs made a wrong turn for the last time breath in the air by pink floyd
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

MisterJJ - January 10, 2010, 12:47 am
Dark... with a touch of Pink. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 8:43 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
Dark. Very well played! 5L

patience -

TAGS: people chase life
Rating: 3.25/5

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spacedog - May 21, 2013, 5:51 pm
Nice one 5ho.
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 9:57 am
that spider has some personality.....love it
caveman - May 21, 2013, 9:57 am
This is the perfect picture to go with this text, kudos
Zetmonk - May 21, 2013, 8:01 am
And a simple picture changes the whole line into a vicious contradiction! Awesome!
steve1961 - May 21, 2013, 1:10 am
5L's just for showing one of my favorite species of spider. :)


TAGS: mauled bison bear chase cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
[email protected] Grey...silly man
Ed-Hyde - October 29, 2010, 3:57 pm
Not shown: the ranger was driving a mack truck. He got a X5 multiplier for hitting both animals.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 10:27 am
why cubby, why? you know buffalo run too fast and their butts are to high...
Cubbybear - October 29, 2010, 10:13 am
This amazing picture was taken by a ranger at Yellowstone.The mauled bison is running from a cubby.


TAGS: the hammer has fallen
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Awesome pic airman, 5L


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally

VULCAN PICK UP LINES - This one is up there with, "Hey baby, Pon Farr is early this year"

TAGS: spock has all the moves
Rating: 4.08/5

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CpnKangaroo - April 22, 2011, 2:47 pm
love to see a trekkie
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 4:13 pm
5 big lol's for the Pon Farr reference.
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:54 am
Nice one.. Live long an prosper!!!
CpnKangaroo - January 14, 2010, 7:54 pm
w00t, 1st time as number one, i wanna thank all those who inspired the world. cubby, ron, LD, and of course our lord and master, overlord douchebag
ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pon Farr is only every 7 years. So it's _really_ early... XD



TAGS: bad cubby chastened bear
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Sorbe

hootizz - November 12, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry Sorbe.., but I beat you to this idea back on August 31st.., great minds think alike...!!
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 12:32 pm
Nice underboob!
Life - November 12, 2010, 6:26 am
omg! a cubby tribute deliciously 5l

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !


Tough Love -



TAGS: o maturity why hast thou forsaken me
Rating: 4.7/5

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Haarakkon - July 9, 2010, 2:09 am
Just another tribute-tribute (along with #71454) to poster-poster #11501.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:15 pm
heh heh



TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!

RENE ZELLWEGER - The secret behind her "Cat's Bum" face


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

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5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the damn thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole damn thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L

WOODY - ...wants to make you squeal like a pig

TAGS: what has been seen
Rating: 3.15/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:26 am
Why does he have boobs?

YODA - Oh, crap. He's having another "clone war" flash-back!!

TAGS: yoda has constant clone war flash backs
Rating: 2.38/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 8:05 pm
Ha! Good shit, friend. :)

BIRTHDAY RAPE - Well, not really... Even Barney and Aunt Bea yelled "Surprise!"

TAGS: andy has his o face on
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 11:11 pm
But he kept it in his shirt pocket. :/
rerun - November 11, 2010, 10:29 pm

and to think....we always suspect Barny had the only "bullet"


AGDANIELE - His Dog Is Worried About The Economy, Guinness Is Up To $2.99 Per Can. That's Almost $21.00 In Dog Money.

TAGS: agdaniele has a smart dog
Rating: 4.44/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!


TAGS: somebody has to love them too cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
Future ex wife? Hell yeah
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Solid. I love this.

(O: -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

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MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Damn! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night fuckers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
Damn, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?

JAPAN - producing 69% of the worlds wierd shit since 1945

TAGS: japan has wierd shit
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Really? This overdone caption? What's next? A gay test? Jailbait? Ooooh... America: Fuck yeah!?



TAGS: men chase women dogs cars
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - June 10, 2012, 3:02 pm
LOL... thanks guys... I always had the impression that men are getting married mostly under the women pressure...
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:46 am
I know what to do with them, I just don't have enough rope...or chloroform.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:26 am
It's like dogs chasing cars with no knowledge of what to do when they catch them. It's like guys chasing women with no knowledge of what to do when they finally get them
Kyronic - June 10, 2012, 2:19 am
I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...
Reality Lord - June 9, 2012, 11:10 pm

lol marian. very well done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:36 pm
mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:42 pm


TAGS: every man has a dream
Rating: 4.4/5

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angus90 - April 5, 2010, 2:52 am
Fair enough
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 2:46 am
Picture relevance helps a lot, This poster is a fine example of that. 5L for ICEMAN.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:46 am
Patience and humility helps. Nobody who came in here feeling entitled to 5Ls ever sticks around for long.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:44 am
Respect is earned, not given... there is no time limit on it. Some catch on faster than others. Treat it like real life... that's the best advice you can get.
angus90 - April 5, 2010, 2:43 am
Exactly how long do you have to be a part of this site before you start getting 5Ls for copying a joke that has been around for years? When I do it people call me out on it and Timmy me mercilessly.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 11:58 pm
Nice, nice, nice!
forseti - April 4, 2010, 11:40 pm
rerun - April 4, 2010, 11:27 pm

last line, last #...you got it


TAGS: always cuts to the chase
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:21 pm
Greatness, Sean.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:21 pm
LOL! I bagged the operator.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:51 pm
Sheepishly you say...Aggy knows the "ins and outs" of this hotel biz, he just was wondering if she knew Tiger.
Sean - February 26, 2010, 1:02 pm
Part 2: Aggy sheepishly dials 9 for an outside line.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:31 pm
LMAO! 5Ls.
rerun - February 25, 2010, 6:28 pm

aggy told you that story too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 5:56 pm
This would only be funnier if it wasn't true.
CANADA - February 25, 2010, 5:52 pm


TAGS: ithingican ithinkican i dammit ithoughticouldbutithasamindofitsown
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:34 am
5 and a fav!
spacedog - April 11, 2010, 2:36 am
Very nice. 5 along for the ride.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 12:23 am
Sweet! 5L


TAGS: one to three maybe but number four maybe when the internet has died but not before
Rating: 4.07/5

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spacedog - November 23, 2009, 10:46 am
Funny stuff culos. 5Ls. You don't even notice his right hand till panel #4. LOL


TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:32 pm
lol that's evil, bone. I'm glad you went there. Jesus...the lactation stains on her costume would have inexcusable, though
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:28 pm
Or they could have just said she was breast feeding the other rangers
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
That's sacrilage. They could have just given her a chestplate and said "The pink ranger utilizes extra padding for optimum protection. She also always wears her seat belt, kids. Now you know and knowing is half the battle!"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Another interesting fact, they fired the girl playing the pink ranger when her boobs got too big, because of the age group they were trying to portray.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 pm
Was there ever a mauve ranger? lol
Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 pm
Hmmm... and named after a president that owned 26 slaves...Zordon: So what color suit do you want to wear. Zack: Oh, I still like the black one. It's fly.

EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators

TILLY - She's a winner !!

TAGS: tilly has a couple of nice aces
Rating: 3.47/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:34 pm
mm club...
Anonymous2 - April 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
I wouldn't mind going all in for that pot. I've got a potential nut flush that could easily go up against A 10.


DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)

OVERCOMPENSATING - You know, I hate to tell you this, but I think your wife is very disappointed.

TAGS: damn that s a big gun i bet he has an innie
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:01 pm
Waste of a good pic. People who make "overcompensating" jokes are usually overcompensating. XD
DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:58 pm
I liked it, kind of
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:56 pm
I see what you tried to do here......keep trying.

CATCHING A RIDE - Not as simple as you may think it is.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT... - Gonorrhea, cuz that shit's everywhere. Why do you think they call him smokey?


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a damn thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


TAGS: the golden rule has many exceptions
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - May 11, 2010, 12:03 am
This is superb.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
See pic, maroooon.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
Define - freaky shit.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:57 am
But I don't consider myself the anti-Jesus, just some dude who's acts of self-referential charity seem to backfire all of the time.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
The truth is rarely rewarded!


TAGS: maybe she has inner beauty
Rating: 4.72/5

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spcdylan - June 27, 2012, 12:30 pm
i wouldn't touch that with obamas dick and i hate that guy!!! 5 L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:48 am
my eyes, get the lighter fluid & matches. somebody burn my eyes.


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm
Love it.


TAGS: schwarzenegger shriver terminator hasta la vista i ll be back
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
Wow, he's gotten old. I suppose his now-ex wife won't be voting for him.
champ99 - May 18, 2011, 9:47 am
They now call him the Sperminator....


TAGS: military fail pchasrunamok
Rating: 4.63/5

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Budog - August 12, 2011, 8:40 am
Is that the Greek Army ???
mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:30 pm



PROVERBS - "Little strokes... ...fell great oaks"

TAGS: march challenge proverbs minime has a hottie
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
The yellow brick road?
TigerKid - March 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Who is she?
BoneCD - March 6, 2010, 8:00 am
LMFAO...how did I miss this.
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 5:19 pm
Is that a vienna sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
I would guess again... he is rich and well knowned... worldwide!!! Do you think he has a poor hand??? I think it is the other way around.
Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
One might've thought life had dealt him a poor hand...


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


TAGS: because normal has been done and it is no picnic either
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 9:41 pm
No fun being the same as another, it's awesome to being different. If everything and everybody was the same, I'd go INSANE!
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:33 pm
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:58 am
5 unique L
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:54 am
how's that different? Mooo+ does that to me all the time!! :) 5L

INCONTINENCE - This is why Cinderella's chariot had to be back by midnight.

TAGS: cinderella pumkin has the runs
Rating: 4.43/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:49 pm
sorry, some important info
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 9:12 am
wth are you babbling about?
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:58 pm
oops didn't mean for that to be starred or censored, sorry!
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:57 pm
lol, but about other things, let's be nice/appropriate/ and not perverted :) I love God


TAGS: hell has no fury with a little help from shakespeare
Rating: 4.35/5

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BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 2:30 pm
Thanks GS
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 2:07 pm
well worth the wait, 5L
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
TRuer words...That reminds me, why isn't Tigers wife at the Masters this week hmmmm.
Airman - April 9, 2010, 2:00 pm
looks like you still don't care LOL 5
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 1:58 pm
Thanks Face
BoneCD - April 9, 2010, 1:57 pm
LMFAO...It's that Airman "Bone Knows the Rules..." poster that gets me every time!!!
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 1:55 pm
Well, I put you through the wringer, but I agree, it's excellent! 5 altered photos! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 1:54 pm
Very nice bone!


TAGS: he has some of the darkest humor on motifake
Rating: 4.3/5

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Produceman117 - February 17, 2010, 7:16 pm
It's been a month, and this still cracks me up.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:40 pm
Happy B-Day again Veggie. Hope you had fun yesterday young man.


TAGS: tribute trash tth tailchaser
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:30 am
Awesome! thanks space!
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:08 am
Heh, heh, heh. You made me laugh. 5
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
5L - He could've been playing with tail, barking at his bone, and chasing strangers.

TUNACORN - When hermaphrodite is just too politically correct.

TAGS: tuna assignment when your tuna has a horn
Rating: 4/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:50 am
oh, thats...... just freaking traumatizing! 5L
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:50 am
oh, thats...... just freaking traumatizing! 5L


TAGS: glad to see malt has good security
Rating: 3.75/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 8:48 am
If that is an actual picture then the guy in it has got to be one of the top 5 most amesome people in the world. GJ getting into the MALT party Cubby and Logic!
Chompers - December 29, 2009, 9:25 pm
Wait, they let Logic and Culos to the party? Good job :Highfive: